Recently, overheard in the Knapp household.....

• Why is it green?
• I think I followed through.
• How do you use this remote thing?
• Oh dear God, you aren't the man I married.
• I suck and suck and suck and it just gets smaller.
  
• It's the curves that do it.
• Green is coming out both ends.
• You're the most awesome mom in the world.
• They want 35c for nuts!
• We could become adult party planners. Not 'adult' party planners but adult party planners.
• This suction thing could go along way.
• Who's going to die?
• You are my best friend.
• No you can't have your temps.
• Did I ruin your rythmn?
• Is it STILL raining?
• You are a hotty.
• I'm glad she felt she could call me.
• God damn, I love you.
• What have you been eating?
• I'm confused. Again.
  
• I'm getting drunk.

as to who said what and why, I'll leave that to you!