Tell me why?

Won't iPod ear phones fit in my lugs? I need ears that look like this for them to not constantly fall out while walking.

Or I need headphones that look like they could make contact with Aliens from Mars with the antennas they sport.

and please, tell me why can't I buy this stuff on Sundays?

But I CAN buy this stuff?

Do you get more drunk on beer but not wine? I mean, WTF????????????

and finally, WHY, when you are looking forward to something, does time come to an almost standstill? TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

More later.