I found it, I finally found it!

OK Folks, here goes.

The Cum Tree. The Man Mustard Tree. The Smells Like It Shouldn't Tree.

Want to know how I found the pic and the name? The Fabulous Google.

Yep. I Googled "Trees that smell like Cum"* and Bobs your Uncle, there they were in all their glory.

Maidenhair Tree (Ginkgo biloba)

The leaf, in case you wanted to go hunt one down!

And you know what else? Look at the bits that belong on a tree that smells like Man Mustard.

Huh. Imagine that!

My work is done. When I go for my walk tomorrow, I WILL hunt down the tree that has caused me this distress.

* If you are going to Google the same thing, beware of the bestiality sites - though what that has to do with trees and er.......stuff, I have not the foggiest!