Am I being grumpy if.........

When I wake up on a morning with my bedroom windows open, I want to take a shotgun and shoot every single bird in Lake County for waking me up?

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if after receiving this e-mail:

from my cell phone company** asking me to help them to make Oprah's dreams come true, I send them an e-mail asking "How about you make my dreams come true and actually provide a fucking signal for where I live?"

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I refuse to let my kids eat anything ever again, after seeing an empty pack of these?

They were clearly sent to me. ME. The package was not addressed to the Knapp Gannets. No, it wasn't.


Am I being grumpy? You tell me?

*goes back to bed to try and degrumpify............*

** Yes, Alltel, you are officially THE worst cell phone in history. Dream that!