I have no answers...........

• Will Billy Idol EVER be too old to smoke pot and rock?
• When my kids grow up, will they ever think "Mum was right"?
• Will they ever grow up?
• Will they ever think?
• Will Kim ever get the shorts?
• Why is everything you can eat on a diet boring?
• But stuff you can't the tastiest?
• Why can't I eat toast even slightly browned but yet need my meat well done?
• Why do Brussel Sprouts taste so nasty?
• But green peas so yummy?
• Will the price of gas EVER go down?
• EVER?
• Why does the lowest fat milk look like it is water that has been introduced to milk, informally?
• Why does my husband make a boatload of noise when getting ready for work, waking me up, but then whisper "Bye chicken"?
• Will Britney ever go back to her non-skanky pretty self?
• Will I ever visit Thailand?
• Will anyone in my family ever be able to make a decent cup of tea?
• Does anyone really care about Prince Charles and Camilla?
• Why do news channels get anyone with an English Accent to be an "insider" and be interviewed on TV?
• Why do I constantly let myself drink cheap crappy wine?
• Why do I love everyone when I'm drunk?

Just a thought! Can you tell me?