Showing posts with label flat boobs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label flat boobs. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

What is so special about pointy boobs is what I want to know........?

Back in March of forever ago, I did a post about my boobs (copied in its entirety below for reflection purposes....). IN that post, I had pictures of pointy boobs as an example of how my boobs were NOT. I've recently had a gander at the visitors on my blog and do you want to know how many have found me through searching for 'Pointy Boobs'?

25,204! Yes, TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED AND FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is surprising is that they weren't searching for 'boobs' or 'pointy stuff', no, they were searching specifically for 'pointy boobs'. Who does that?

Anyway, it just boggled my mind and I wanted to share that with you.

You're welcome! and here now, is the post I'm talking about......


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My Boobs, Hooters, Cans, Melons, Breasts and/or Gazoongas.


There has been a lot of talk about the afore-mentioned items on not only my blog but on others such as Antipodees, Ms Macs, Whatevasista and NickleAnnies.

Let me tell you, I have never felt more proud!

My bosoms never really came in to play until about 10 years ago. Up until that time, my boobs were more 'in-growing', in fact, some people mistook my shoulder blades as backward boobs. Really!

Then for some reason, they grew. Amazing. I think that putting weight on also enhanced them (and is the only reason that I don't want to lose weight for fear of the shrinkage and we all know what shrinky boobs look like.)

Jonathan are you puking right about now?

Anyway, while my boobs are not humungous, (they just appear so in the profile pic) they are just OK.

As you know, they look like this:

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Not like this:

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Like this:

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But not like this:

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They kinda look like this:

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But they definitely don't look like this!

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So I guess all I'm saying is that while they are by no means extra special, they are mine and are treated well.

I am however, overwhelmed at the attention that they are receiving from you all, and long may it continue.

Thank you!
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Wednesday, February 28, 2007

A New Look For a New Me

As I mentioned in my previous post, I have decided to change a few things about myself. Many personal things, but some not so much. My weight par example, is personal but you all get to see how big I am so maybe this isn't totally a personal thing.

I recently joined Weight Watchers and am now in the midst of my fourth week. I have lost 11 lbs which is pretty good I think, not that you can see this loss anywhere. Nope. It hasn't come off my big butt nor my chubby cheeks. I'm sure it will come off my boobs which quite frankly, I'd rather it stayed there, but beggars can't be choosers. As long as it keeps coming off is all that matters. Weight Watchers is pretty good I guess, although if you ever get on the message boards? OH MY GOD! Some people on there are complete and utter beyotches! Say the wrong thing and boy are you in trouble! If you say something like "Oh, I went to my weigh in and only lost one pound" they jump through your internet connection and all but wring your neck! *speaks in a chokey voice* Just because I can lose a pound in a week no need to be all Hatin'!!! Oh the joys of weight loss!

I also decided to get my hair cut. It has been a straggly mess for some time now and it was time to GET IT OFF! While not going quite so Britney, it is short! Here are the before and after pics:



Before the colorNew MeAfter the color....

I LOVE it. I colored it this morning a rather lovely deep chocolate brown (the orange, grey and burnt something or other just wasn't working!) and it is now my most favorite cut ever. I was going to go blonde but then I'd look like Posh:



and there can only be room in the world for one gorgeous piece of loveliness so I stayed dark and dusky.......

Plus the Blonde Posh chose? Sooooooooo in the NOT column of the Hot or Not list..... don't you agree? *

Aside from that, my trip to California is canceled. Issues and other stuff. We are however, going to New York on the 12th March for the day - in case anyone wanted to meet up for lunch or something........ That should be pretty good. You know I *heart* NY and we have plenty of things planned for while we are there.... Visiting the Bronx, walking through Central Park, visiting Manhattan and eating at a proper NY Deli etc,.

We were going to visit South Dakota to see Mount Rushmore:



I've always ALWAYS wanted to go there however it costs more to fly there from Cleveland than it does to fly to Hawaii!!! I KNOW! So we decided that the Presidents can wait....

We have other little day trips planned over the next couple of weeks (if you are in driving distance of Ohio - 4 hours give or take and want to meet up for lunch or a coffee let me know) so that's something to look forward to I guess.

And that my friends is it for today.

Oh. My daughter wants her nose piercing. At least it isn't a tattoo!

* Not that I won't change my color in a week or so which means that I will totally be in the HOT list.....