Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Bad Fortune Cookie Message

After my Chinese lunch yesterday, I opened my cookie to reveal the following message:

Enjoy Yourself While You Can

Huh!? Why? What's going to happen? Will I die? Is the world going to end? Will I have to work full-time? Tell me, tell me.......

My husband opened his and it read:

Your Wish is About to Come True

and my daughters.......

Your Luck Is About to Change

I spent the rest of the afternoon AND night puzzling over what they could mean. Stressed.

Meanwhile, in some little basement in Chinatown somewhere, some tiny little man is hunched over, laughing his arse off at these crazy arsed messages he's typing up, like these delights:

but my favorite by far......

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