You tell me, Dream or Nightmare?

** and while you are at it, please interpret!

I woke up this morning feeling all discombobulated - and yes, that's a word - I checked!

Anyway. I had the weirdest dream.

I met Britney Spears in a bar, when she was looking like this:

She comes up and asks me what she should do about her life with Kevin but I tell her I don't want to get involved. She storms off unhappy, probably because I don't want to help, but I'm guessing it had more to do with my lack of interest.

Two minutes later, someone hits me right in my mush with a bowl of Porridge, and I turn around, face dripping with oats and stuff, and there she is, shouting at me to "Help me God-dammit!"

I grab her by the hair and drag her outside and just as I tell her that I don't want anything to do with her, Rosie O'Donnell appears as if from nowhere and tells me that my screenplay was accepted and that Kevin Bacon wants to play the part of "Dude". Bruce Willis was interested but Kevin said he'd do the part for free.

Then I woke up.

So tell me, what is THAT all about?