Friday, May 06, 2005

It's time to shave your legs when.....

  • You get a bath and don't submerge.
  • You make a velcro sound every time you get out of bed.
  • With the sheets still attached to you, like a baby monkey hanging on your leg.
  • You start forest fires every time you are near brush/newspaper/trees/anything kindle-like.
  • Your husband wakes up with stubble-like burns all over him.
  • Your daughter wants to do some braiding.
  • There is dust on the unopened pack of lady shavers.
  • You are mistakenly called "Sir" when out wearing shorts.
  • You need a scythe as a Gillette Mach Turbo 3 simply won't cut it.
  • You look like this:


No that isn't me and yes folks, it's that time of year........ I'll be back shortly :)

*** Per the request of my husband, cuter and funnier posts will resume tomorrow (though I thought that while this may not be cute, it is funny - there is no pleasing some people!!!!!)


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