Monday, January 17, 2005

Stupid is as Stupid does

Saw this on another blog and I'm stealing it. Yep, not borrowing, meme-ing or whatever that is, just plain old stealing. Sue me.

(Actually, one person commented and said this is bad! Well, here is the link. Took forever to find it but there you go.....)

Coz it's funny.

Creative ways to say someone is stupid.

  • A few clowns short of a circus.
  • An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
  • A few beers short of a six-pack.
  • The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead. (my fave)
  • All foam, no beer.
  • Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
  • Chimney's clogged.
  • Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
  • Her sewing machine's out of thread.
  • His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
  • His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
  • If she had another brain, it would be lonely.
  • Receiver is off the hook.
  • Too much yardage between the goal posts.
  • Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
  • The lights are on, but nobody's home.
  • He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down

I have personally never been called any of the above. How do you call someone stupid?


windspike said...

Bad form - don't steal. Just link it and then post it. At least you could give us the original location of the piece. We may like it and then want to read more that this blogger has written. You have deprived us of that opportunity.

Your action is otherwise know as plagerism. You don't have any right to post this unless you link it. Isn't that just common decency anyway?

Pigs said...

On a related note, my family always described the unattractive as "beaten with the ugly stick." Nice family memory, huh?

Surinder said...

hi .. u dont have to really link it if u dont want to :) .. and noone is going to sue u for this .. i even have this disclaimer on my blog abt the stuff .. so u can put any stuff u like anyday .. afterall its UR blog :) ..

have fun ..

Ms Mac said...

Some of us can be described as "not the brightest button in the box". If you also have a "head like a robber's dog", you're not really doing very well at all!

Andi said...

Head like a robbers dog is NOW my fave.......

Anonymous said...

'Half a pork pie short of a picnic', 'Custard short of a pudding' and 'There's a light on but nobody there are among my favourites. I think they all apply to me lately.


Robbie said...

"A sandwich shy of a picnic."
"A few bricks short of a ton."
"As smart as a box of hammers."

Mimi said...

I just stick to "dumbass". =)

P.S. I steal too. ;)

Porkchop said...

Not the brightest crayon in the box.

Few fries short of a Happy Meal.

Happy and Blue said...

Love your site. Can't think of any names for stupid that haven't been listed but " He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down " is my new favorite.

Katya said...

I love the "fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down" will find numerous ways to use that soon...

P.S thanx for linking me...I've nearly doubled my comment count in the past few you like my yours too...

Animesh said...

Intelectually Mugged...

Anonymous said...

Windspike: Doofus!

golfwidow said...

A couple of posts short of a blog.

(I just made that up. Score.)