In three words or less.........

Tell me what I've become if I get super-excited at the thought of my new washer and dryer being installed as we speak......

Words you can't use:

Housewife
Boring
Dead
Spoiled/Spoilt

Got it? Now go ahead!

Flashy Buttons and stuff......

Washer and Dryer with additional shoe drying rack
(next size up? Commercial size, so these MoFo's are BIIIIG)