Saturday, February 05, 2005

She makes me wanna blow chunks......

Why do men find Posh Spice attractive?

In this pic (as in most) she just has that stunned deer in a headlight look.

Huh?

In this one, I assume she is on her way to the dentist.

Teeth

and in this one, she is going for a walk????

Thin

OK, so that last one isn't her, but seriously..... there is nothing about her, so why do men like her?


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Comments:-

At 5:09 PM, Whateva Sista! said...

omg that's HILARIOUS!

I have no idea why men like her, she is reasonably nice looking (or at least she was in 1996) but that stupid look that's constantly on her face makes me want to smack her!

She always looks so smug with that 'yes - i have sex with David Beckham' grin, Cow!

At 5:12 PM, Brit Gal said...

Whatevasista - You are too funny........ and am I sensing jealousy there? A smidge? hehehehe

At 5:29 PM, Whateva Sista! said...

Hmmmm yes, it may be possible that you are :o( She's still a cow though!

At 6:06 PM, chickflick said...

you guys haven't slept with Beckham ? I thought everybody had!

At 6:23 PM, MrWizzle said...

I am a man, and I'd like to say on behalf of my gender that Posh Spice is a vacuous, materialistic, unpleaant and entirely unattractive skank. You'll find plenty of guys who'd agree with me :)

At 6:28 PM, Mimi said...

David Beckham...*drool*

What was the question?

At 6:43 PM, ms.mac said...

I love Posh. She's not anything out of the ordinary to look at but she's got something that I like. She loves her children, she knows how to make fun of herself and hey, she gets to lick the sweat off DB!
I'm not sure that she's fancied by many men but let's face it, she's got one guy that we'd all love to have!

At 8:28 PM, Sis said...

OMG that last picture scared me LOL

At 10:35 PM, Tony said...

I'm a man (all be it a married one) and I find nothing attractive about Posh whatsoever, for that matter I thought the spice girls had about as much spice as the now extinct - spiceless wheeble blatter - which as the name suggests, has no spice at all :)

At 11:06 PM, No BS said...

If ya wanna be my lover, you have to fuck my friends... friendship is forever and the fucking never ends. All the Spice Beeyotches suck.

At 1:09 AM, RuKsaK said...

She has a cute nose and that's it. No she's not too good looking at all - Bekham is though.

Is that third picture a real person? Because if it is, you've just given me a month of nightmares.

At 1:16 AM, Frally said...

I'm with you. What the hell does anyone see in her? She's gross.

On the David Beckham front, he is a seriously attractive man. I am a little put off by the fact that he talks like he's permanantly sucking on helium. Mind you, if I had him in my bed we wouldn't be doing a whole lotta talking ;)

At 5:54 AM, tdub said...

Men find her attractive?

You must know some weird dudes...

At 6:39 AM, Katya said...

i don't think David Beckham likes her anymore either...she is really not attractive - even in the flesh...

David however is and although I thought I wasn't that impressed to be stood behind him in the queue at M&S I couldn't stop shaking...he is seriously HOT HOT HOT...

At 6:51 AM, Katya said...

see i said he was a DB lookalike but NO to my horror it was him - and he heard me and he grinned at me - embarrassed forever...maybe thats why I was shaking...lol

At 7:07 AM, Anonymous said...

Oh god. I agree. I don't understand the attraction either. But to be honest, I don't actually think men do like her. I've done a straw poll and pretty much every bloke I know has told me that they think she is an "ugly slag".

By the way, I know from an inside source that all her cover pictures on glossy magazines are airbrushed to death (mainly to hide her acne) and nothing can be printed without her approval. So what you see ain't neccessarily what you get.

Kimbofo
http://kimbofo.typepad.com

At 7:46 AM, Anonymous said...

I've finally found the reason why I blow chunks.... It's nothing to do with drinking after all, I must have had a flash thought about Posh. Now everythings clear.

Clairebear

17 comments:

Jon said...

omg that's HILARIOUS!

I have no idea why men like her, she is reasonably nice looking (or at least she was in 1996) but that stupid look that's constantly on her face makes me want to smack her!

She always looks so smug with that 'yes - i have sex with David Beckham' grin, Cow!

Andi said...

Whatevasista - You are too funny........ and am I sensing jealousy there? A smidge? hehehehe

Jon said...

Hmmmm yes, it may be possible that you are :o( She's still a cow though!

Dorte said...

you guys haven't slept with Beckham ? I thought everybody had!

Si said...

I am a man, and I'd like to say on behalf of my gender that Posh Spice is a vacuous, materialistic, unpleaant and entirely unattractive skank. You'll find plenty of guys who'd agree with me :)

Mimi said...

David Beckham...*drool*

What was the question?

Ms Mac said...

I love Posh. She's not anything out of the ordinary to look at but she's got something that I like. She loves her children, she knows how to make fun of herself and hey, she gets to lick the sweat off DB!
I'm not sure that she's fancied by many men but let's face it, she's got one guy that we'd all love to have!

Sis said...

OMG that last picture scared me LOL

Tony said...

I'm a man (all be it a married one) and I find nothing attractive about Posh whatsoever, for that matter I thought the spice girls had about as much spice as the now extinct - spiceless wheeble blatter - which as the name suggests, has no spice at all :)

No BS said...

If ya wanna be my lover, you have to fuck my friends... friendship is forever and the fucking never ends. All the Spice Beeyotches suck.

RuKsaK said...

She has a cute nose and that's it. No she's not too good looking at all - Bekham is though.

Is that third picture a real person? Because if it is, you've just given me a month of nightmares.

Frally said...

I'm with you. What the hell does anyone see in her? She's gross.

On the David Beckham front, he is a seriously attractive man. I am a little put off by the fact that he talks like he's permanantly sucking on helium. Mind you, if I had him in my bed we wouldn't be doing a whole lotta talking ;)

tdub said...

Men find her attractive?

You must know some weird dudes...

Katya said...

i don't think David Beckham likes her anymore either...she is really not attractive - even in the flesh...

David however is and although I thought I wasn't that impressed to be stood behind him in the queue at M&S I couldn't stop shaking...he is seriously HOT HOT HOT...

Katya said...

see i said he was a DB lookalike but NO to my horror it was him - and he heard me and he grinned at me - embarrassed forever...maybe thats why I was shaking...lol

Anonymous said...

Oh god. I agree. I don't understand the attraction either. But to be honest, I don't actually think men do like her. I've done a straw poll and pretty much every bloke I know has told me that they think she is an "ugly slag".

By the way, I know from an inside source that all her cover pictures on glossy magazines are airbrushed to death (mainly to hide her acne) and nothing can be printed without her approval. So what you see ain't neccessarily what you get.

Kimbofo
http://kimbofo.typepad.com

Anonymous said...

I've finally found the reason why I blow chunks.... It's nothing to do with drinking after all, I must have had a flash thought about Posh. Now everythings clear.

Clairebear